Percy was a round pink pig with a curly tail, and tonight he had decided that his bed was boring. "Same old straw, same old corner," he grumbled. "Tonight, I am going to find a new place to sleep. The best place on the whole farm."
So off he trotted at sunset. The first place he came to was the henhouse. The hens were sitting in a cozy row on their perch. "Can I sleep here?" asked Percy. "Of course," clucked the hens. "Hop up!" Percy tried to hop up onto the perch. He wobbled to the left. He wobbled to the right. Then he slid off with a bump. "Pigs aren't made for perches," he sighed. "Goodnight, hens."
Next he came to the pond, where the ducks were floating with their heads tucked under their wings. "Can I sleep here?" asked Percy. "Of course," quacked the ducks. "The water is lovely." Percy dipped one trotter into the pond. "Brrr!" It was cold and wet, and anyway, he didn't have any wings to tuck his head under. "Goodnight, ducks," he said.
Then he came to the stable, where Chestnut the horse was dozing. Chestnut slept standing up. "Can I sleep here?" asked Percy. "Of course," said Chestnut slowly. Percy stood up very straight, the way Chestnut did, and closed his eyes. But his legs began to wobble, and his knees began to bend, and he sat down in the hay with a bump. "Pigs aren't made for sleeping standing up," he said. "Goodnight, Chestnut."
Next he came to the goat shed. Nanny Goat was lying on top of a big pile of hay bales, right up near the roof. "Can I sleep here?" asked Percy. "Of course," said Nanny Goat. "Climb up!" Percy looked up at the tall pile. He put one trotter on the first bale. Then he looked down. "Oh dear," said Percy. "Pigs aren't made for climbing. Goodnight, Nanny Goat."
By now the stars were out, and Percy was very tired. His tail had gone a little bit less curly. He walked slowly back across the farmyard, wondering where on earth a pig was supposed to sleep.
And there, in the corner of the pigsty, was his very own bed. The straw was deep and golden. It was exactly the shape of a round pink pig, because a round pink pig had slept in it every single night.
Percy stepped in. He turned around once. He turned around twice. Then he flopped down into the straw with a happy grunt. It wasn't too high, or too wet, or too wobbly. "This," said Percy, "is the best place to sleep on the whole farm."
The old farm cat strolled by on the wall and looked down at him. She didn't ask whether she could sleep there. She just jumped down, curled up against Percy's warm round side and began to purr.
Percy's eyes grew heavy. From across the farm came the sleepy sounds of the night: a soft cluck from the henhouse, a tiny splash from the pond, a slow breath from the stable and a little snore from the goat shed. "Goodnight, farm," whispered Percy. And the round pink pig fell fast asleep, in the best bed in the world.
The end, for tonight.